September 2012
subtweet:
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
person at school: *breathes*
me: can you not
resetty:
what if websites had closing hours
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
alexgaaskarth:
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh without actually laughing
in class today we had to draw a symbol that represents love for us most people drew love hearts, a few people drew flowers and some drew smiles.
me? well
me: i want that
me: checks price tag
me: nevermind
kellyjellyfish:
renardchaton:
CAN BLACK PEOPLE EVEN GET SUNBURN
No man. You just get darker and darker until you turn into night and disappear.
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
